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Guantanamo bay approach 

The Guantanamo bay approach is to believe that anything, animal, object, human being or otherwise are inneficient, cannot be trusted or are in someway harmful to the individual until he/she is given prove that this object/person/animal is efficient or benneficial.
Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it's been a lot easier to just assume everything is shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the Guantanamo bay approach.

Guantanamo Bay Shot 

This shot is only for the hardest of mother fuckers or those that hate themselves.

Steps to achieve enlightenment:

1) Lick mustard off a table’s surface (Zamboni!!!)
2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye
4) Have somebody blare an air horn in your ear
5) Rub Carolina Reaper on your skin

Not for the faint of heart.
Holy shit that guy just ordered a Guantanamo Bay shot! He’s so fucking cool!

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

The Guantánamo Bay

upon climax you use your rag to cover their face and pour a cup of water over their face water boarding your partner while singing the national anthem or interrogating them about their involvement in 9/11 or other acts of terrorism.
Yo chad last week I totally used The Guantánamo bay on this girl.

Escape from Guantanamo Bay 

A sexual position involving 3 parties, one of East Indian decent, one of East Asian decent, and preferably a female.
Last night I was with Raj and Amy, we totally did the Escape from Guantanamo Bay.