Groninger

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.

Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!

by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017

grüningen

Grüningen or Gtown is the most dangerous city in Switzerland. There are a lot of 420 stoners and a lot of gangsters. It has a few inhabitants and many of them are very disabled. In Grüningen there are a lot of drug places like Rietli, Volg and so on.

Person 1: Do you ever went to Grüningen?
Person 2: Hell nahw i was rapped twice there.
Person 1: yeet

by Slx March 3, 2018

Groningen

Groningen - A city full of students who just love to spend their time on drinking and having a good time on n2o balloons.

You will find these inhabitants sometimes in the library to hope for the best when the exams are coming.

Normal student: "Wow I started drinking quite early today!"

Groningen student: *Sips from bottle of vodka while racking up a line from the table and cracking a balloon* Oh man u better spend your days in Groningen. Vó voor de leden.

by Buzzin69 April 29, 2019

Groningen

the best city in the world. Suck it, americans! (groningen in suriname is not cool and groningen in the US is only inhabited by cringe people)

Holy shit bro, are you going to Groningen to study there? Thats so cool! Can I come with you?

Sorry bro, but Groningen is only for cool and swag people. Maybe the garbage dump is more suited for you,.,,,,,,

by groningenlover692004 February 9, 2022

Groningen

A vibrant and historic city nestled in the northernmost part of the Netherlands, known for its picturesque canals, lively student population, and rich cultural scene. With a distinct blend of medieval architecture and modern amenities, Groningen offers a unique charm that captivates residents and visitors alike. Renowned for its bicycle-friendly streets, the city boasts a dynamic atmosphere, fueled by its diverse community and bustling markets.

Joe:I fucking love groningen For its great colleges

gert:Fuck you the students in groningen suck ass

by Very epic job January 29, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems

by Longpooman June 16, 2024