grogbeard

Someone who is both a grognard and a neckbeard. These are among the lowest of the nerds on the scrotum-pole of nerdology.

Two nerds are playing Warhammer 40k.

Grogbeard: You only get a 3+ armor save if you're wearing Astartes Power Armor. Quit cheating or I'm going to tell the judge on you.
Ordinary Nerd: Dude, quit being such a grogbeard.

by awiergan September 5, 2012

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Grogbert

Big headed sexy boi, that has a 1950s name. He created stank bweff

"Did you guys see grogbert today? he was lokking extra hunky."

by Kyle Crusan March 29, 2019

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Grogbert

A word invented by Julia Donovan in October of 2004. 'Grogbert' was first used while typing an instant message. The word means 'I am bored, say something more interesting.' The word is a question mark wrapped in an enigma for some, but for others, it is a household favorite.

Friend: "Hahaha"
Friend: "lol"
Ten minutes later...
Julia: "Grogbert"

by Julia Donovan December 19, 2004

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groogily grogilo

One Sexy beast and likes to eat chicken cheese fries

Groogily Grogilo is the best

by EpicLoser July 26, 2019

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Grogblossom

A grogblossom is something you would call someone in order to end an arguement. Similar to: I was frozen today!

User: Why are you being a jerk?

Cleverbot: I'm not...but you are being a twit and a grogblossom.

User: What is a grogblossom?

Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know?

by Joe from South Africa September 25, 2010

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