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grogbeard 

Someone who is both a grognard and a neckbeard. These are among the lowest of the nerds on the scrotum-pole of nerdology.
Two nerds are playing Warhammer 40k.

Grogbeard: You only get a 3+ armor save if you're wearing Astartes Power Armor. Quit cheating or I'm going to tell the judge on you.
Ordinary Nerd: Dude, quit being such a grogbeard.
grogbeard by awiergan September 5, 2012
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grognard 

ultra-hardcore wargamer (wargames - Advanced Squad Leader, Combat Mission, etc) Comes from French word that means "grumbler"
"Bob the Grognard likes to check his back yard for good hull-down spots for his imaginary tank"
grognard by Smapdee May 6, 2003

Grognard 

In D&D, a person who prefers an older edition to the newer one.
Gamer A:"After playing 4th edition for six months, our group decided to give it up and go back to 3.5."

Gamer B:"you're officially grognards now."
Grognard by guyjin March 9, 2009

Graybeard 

A middle-aged man. Old enough to have some white (gray) hair, but not completely white yet. Graybeards tend to think of themselves as wise and experienced, while younger people just consider them "old."
Dude, I thought that graybeard would be humming Frank Sinatra, but when I walked by his office, he was jamming to Brother Ali!
Graybeard by AndrewCr April 8, 2009

grogbert 

It is a username.

This word was created by Piglet the Pollywog on May 17, 2000.

grogbert 

There is no "definition."
It is a username.

This word was created by Piglet the Pollywog on May 17, 2000.
grogbert at hotmail dot com

greybeard balls

When your first sign of old age comes from the grey hairs on your balls rather than the hairs on your head or face
I realised im getting old cause of my greybeard balls
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