groncho

Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.

He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!

by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011

The Groucho Marx

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.

Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.

by Lord Gekko May 8, 2008

Going with Groucho

When a man or woman who are usually kept and well groomed suddenly goes on hiatus of personal appearance. The phrase itself comes from the Groucho Marx who infamously sported huge untamed eyebrows.

For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.

For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.

Person 1: "What's been up with Anna lately? She used to be so hot."

Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."

by bangbang973 December 15, 2010

Grouchos

Wild, bushy eyebrows, a la Groucho Marx, especially when describing a woman.

The girl is real cute, but what's with those grouchos? My grandfather doesn't even have eyebrows like that!

by Ska.one September 4, 2008

grochacho

Realist nigga ever

my cousin is the realist nigga he is such a grochacho

by Jmoney20126 October 14, 2016

Grouchos

Very large, hairy eyebrows, especially on a woman.

She's kind of cute, but what's up wuth those grouchos? Honey needs to do something about that.

by Ska.one September 3, 2008

"Balls-deep in Groucho"

In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"

"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.

Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"

by LDR November 9, 2006