Griswold, CT

A town that you’ve probably never heard of with the biggest pussies in CT. If you’re from CT and someone tells you they’re from Griswold, Run far far away. There’s a reason no one’s heard of Griswold.

Person 1: You ever been to Griswold, CT?
Person 2: Where?

by bigdickdaniel420 December 12, 2022

Tom Griswold

co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny

Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.

by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

Dirty Griswold

When a girl is riding/fucking her boyfriend on the couch while they watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and her dog starts to lick her ass.

I was watching Christmas Vacation and my girl's dog totally gave her a Dirty Griswold.

by DirdieBirdie December 6, 2016

Clark Griswold

Taken from the National Lampoon Christmas Vacation movie.

(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much

(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.

John realized he went Clark Griswold on his house when he could see the lights from across town.

by mildmanneredclarkkent December 1, 2009

Clark Griswold-ing it

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.

Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!

by Just_Kidding December 5, 2012

Zac Griswold

Usually a white kid with a jew-fro, most of the time an ignorant asshole when around girls. Talks very little, and always very awkward. Also, he is usually into the gayest sport in the world; baseball.. ALso he wears shorts too small for him.

Ew! Look, there is a Zac Griswold coming this way! What a faggot.

by the real chick March 21, 2012

Gone Griswold

To attach a large amount of electric Christmas lights to the exterior of your home. Derived from Clark Griswold, the expert of exterior illumination.

"DAMN. My next-door-neighbor has done Gone Griswold all over the outside of his freakin' crib!!"

by Cousin Eddie Johnson December 19, 2009