Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022

grapevine goner

A guy who is shunned by the girl network for kissing and telling.

Girl #1: Why did you turn down that date with Tom?

Girl #2: Are you crazy? After he told the whole pub the details of his night in bed with Natalie, he's a grapevine goner!

by mynah1 March 19, 2009

e-grieving

What you do when someone you know only from the internet (Facebook, Myspace, Message Boards) dies.Often you may not even know the persons real name, yet genuinely feel saddened by their passing.

Bob: You look bummed out.

Me: I'm e-grieving, Shooter McGavin died.

Bob: The guy from Happy Gillmore?

Me: No some guy I've known for 4 years on a message board.

by twalko1 June 17, 2009

grapevine

1. an unofficial source of rumors or news

2. formal dance move characterized by side steps and stepping across the support foot

Learned of the accusations from the grapevine.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2008

Grapevine

Grapevine High School: where most of Colleyville goes to high school. (a.k.a Ghetto Grapevine, Rapevine, etc.)
Grapevine: most of it goes to Colleyville Heritage High School (a.k.a. Colleywood)

There's definitely a split between New Grapevine (south of Grapevine Hwy) and Old Grapevine (main street).

- Largest mall in the southwest US
- 30 screen theater
- Too many restaurants
- At least it has some places that serve beer... unlike Colleyville
- Situated nearly equal distance between downtown Dallas and downtown Ft. Worth
- Has a Kinko's and even a Barbeques Galore!

Dude, what is there to do in Collevyville? Nothing? Ok, let's go see a movie at Grapevine Mills and then drink at Hooters until it closes at midnight. Afterwards, we'll stop at the Sonic on Hall-Johnson and get a slush while surrounded by a bunch of people wearing letter jackets and sporting cheerleading stickers on their jacked up Tahoes. After Sonic closes, we'll go speed around at 30 mph and probably get a ticket for being 5 over. Then we'll go commit some vandalism to remind us why we're glad we no longer live in this bubble we grew up in.

by it's not important October 12, 2005

grieving buddies

When you and your friend both get your hearts broken or experience a breakup at the same time and grieve what the relationship could have been.

Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend

Girl: Wanna be grieving buddies?

by GrievingBuddy June 13, 2020

Grapevine Texas

Obviously if you are an intellegent person reading this article you must know that this article is ignorant and written by someone who is bitter and angry. They are seemingly anti social and not well liked. Grapevine Colleyville and Southlake are all three top in the nation for education and sports. They also have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation. The people writing this are uneducated and need to resolve their self esteeem issues. Grapevine's community has bike trails, a lake, great sports association, and a main street with many boutique shops. We have many nice houses and apartments.

Joe "hey where was that awesome place that we went to in Texas?"

Bill "it was GRAPEVINE TEXAS!!"

Joe"oh ya that place rules!"

by Baylovestimforever21 January 6, 2011