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green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).
I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today
by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018
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green tea

a drink made from the plant species Camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.
green tea is a true tea. don't believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you "licorice tea" or some other crap that's made from the marijuana plant.
by Phil November 6, 2006
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Green tea

Green tea is green tea if it's just green tea
the man at Starbucks gave me green tea
by ElenaLo September 7, 2015
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green tea

Fucking nectar of the gods🙏🙏elixir of life man 🕺🙋 ♂️If yu ever need a substitute for hard drugs turn to green tea my sweet love 🖤 mmmmm my my my!!! Green tea how I love you!! green tea ur my fucking bitch 4 life I’ll never Firget you🐶
green tea is a man’s best friend…. forget the dogs, hoe
by lemurluvr659 May 29, 2022
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green teaing

amagad that was some awsome green teaing
by Darniel Goodwins April 14, 2008
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green tea

1. a tea that asians drink
2. i think its green but i don't know because I'm white and I've never tried it
3. yet another source of our entertainment
GREEN TEA, TRiSTON!! GREEN TEA!!
by Pyro Jim October 12, 2004
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green tea bitch

Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)

This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.

A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
by BlueElf August 7, 2016
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