green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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Toxic Green Flag

A person who is a green flag but may occasionally seem unintentionally toxic
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Green flag

A man/woman that shows signs of being a gentleman/good girl.
Girl 1: He's such a green flag! He took me out on a buffet yesterday!
Girl 2: Omg!! You should definitely date him!
by maczetunn February 12, 2023
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Walking Green Flag

a.k.a Lee Jun-ho from Extraordinary Attorney Woo
Waaaah! He's a Lee Jun-ho, a walking green flag!
by kwint2543 August 3, 2022
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Green flag man

A pimp-like simp.

Allows his spouse to whore around.

90s' vaccine product.

Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.
"John is such a green flag man! You are so lucky to get him."
by cosmicpunk December 23, 2023
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Green flag

Green flags are people that were born April 26th 2006
Aniyah is a walking green flag even though she may not think so she is.she is very smart and and loving person to me everything about her is perfect.all the way from her huge rabbit get up to her small head is perfect she may not think so but I do the moment I met her it’s like she put me under some spell because now i am obsessed with her I think about her everyday and every night no matter what I’m doing she’s always on my mind.she is very considerate and has the beauty of an angel she can also cook but not better than me
by Buff nigga 313 April 29, 2023
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Toxic Green Flag

A person who is a green flag but occasionally may seem unintentionally toxic.
by siawroteapost January 10, 2024
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