Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.

Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.

by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008

Gravitational Tantrum

A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull.

My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.

by fteegardin August 2, 2010

gravitationally challenged

When a woman's breasts hang abmormally low on her body

Her tits sure hang low. That girl is gravitationally challenged

by Dick Steele May 27, 2006

gravitational pull

blowjob

oh hola cómo estás mi amigo? ¿tú quieres una gravitational pull durante la película? ohhhh sí mommi oh sí

ohhhh okay papí

translated: oh hello my friend, do you want a blowjob during the movie?
oh yes mom
oh okay papa

by price$$$$ April 12, 2017

Gravitational Invite

A invite so powerfull it invites everything around it

John: You should come to my party Josh, you should come to Marry
Josh: (after John left) HA! You got caught in my invite's gravity field.
Marry: Gravitational Invite's the bomb!

by Pabulum January 8, 2008

Gravitational coochie

A girl who is so nastyand so warn out her coochie has developed it's own gravitational pull and any guy close enough gets pulled in.

"Have you seen Jon recently"
"Didn't you hear?"
"Hear what?"

"Man he walked by Katina yesterday and disappeared she has gravitational coochie bro"
"Bro. Not Jon that poor dude she trash man"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Gravitationally Challenged

A way to call someone extremely fat.

"Your Co-worker is fat, I could even say he's gravitationally challenged!"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 23, 2017