grandturtle

Instead of having a real grandchild you are being a grandparent for scaly pet

Grandma: hi Karen where is my grandturtle

Karen: he's right here ma
Grandma: well bring him over here so I can pet his shell
Karen: isn't he a nice grand turtle
Grandma: maybe you can start working on a real grandchild

by Jesus Has No Balls October 17, 2015

Grandmuthafucker

somebody who fucks grandmothers!

"ooooh young MAN"

by Liam Bucket January 31, 2004

8X-grandaunt

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandaunt.

My 8X-grandaunt is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Grandcats

Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.

I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.

by jenwongtattoos September 22, 2016

Grandcubs

Grandcubs are grandchildren to a grandmother, grandma, meemaw, etc.

The grandmother took her grandcubs to the movies to see the new animated film.

by Sterling Archer January 3, 2017

granduncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Granddult

When a grandchild turns the age of 18 they become a granddult

I miss my grandkids and granddults

by Kylie Cotsford December 28, 2021