a student (usually university or college) who drops out at Christmastime when they go back home to visit their parents. Often caused by homesickness, academic failure, unpopularity, or a significant other living back at home.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that George isn't coming back after Christmas?
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.
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Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.
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Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.
by allohamorah December 7, 2006
Get the christmas graduate mug.An ugly tan line across the middle of one's forehead resulting from being outside in the blistering sun for several hours while wearing a graduation cap.
Diane: "What's that discoloration on your forehead?"
Jack: "Oh, this? It's my graduate's tan from my college commencement service. It's like my second diploma. Having this is proof that I'm smart!"
Jack: "Oh, this? It's my graduate's tan from my college commencement service. It's like my second diploma. Having this is proof that I'm smart!"
by Ralphus Babaganoosh November 7, 2012
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A woman, with incredible game, who seeks out male musicians or other celebs in search of a husband. Her sexual skills and beauty tricks the eye of the celebrity and he falls for the 52 fake-out. Marriage or pregnancy is how she traps men.
She is called a "graduate" because her ability to land a man is beyond extraordinary and she has been passed around the entertainment and professional athletic industries. Graduate groupies have PhDs in making men believe they are marriage material.
She is called a "graduate" because her ability to land a man is beyond extraordinary and she has been passed around the entertainment and professional athletic industries. Graduate groupies have PhDs in making men believe they are marriage material.
by Khari Shabazz November 20, 2010
Get the Graduate Groupie mug.Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.
Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.
Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.
by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019
Get the law graduate mug.What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked
Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"
Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."
Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."
Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
Get the graduate school mug.Means that you will never be better than what you are now. Comes from the movie 'Drum Line' when Nick Cannon was running up the steps and he fell and his band coordinator told him "Boy, you gonna graduate in that white T-shirt. Damn!"
Yo, this is my 3rd year in Geometry. I can't pass it for shit.
Person #2: You gonna graduate in that white tee
Person #2: You gonna graduate in that white tee
by Big-Liek July 12, 2010
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Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.
Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.
Student: I NEED TO STUDY!
Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!
Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!
Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!
Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!
by Schnurpeopolis January 6, 2013
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