Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.
It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.
It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.
- D'ya hear about Frank?
- No, what?
- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!
- No, what?
- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!
by Piffler July 28, 2006
by tom April 19, 2004
A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are “drinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.
I work hard for my cheddar, but Danny—who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from urbandictionary.com—is just Government Cheese.
by Your tax payer dollars at work August 04, 2006
A bureaucrat who is really difficult to deal with; an official who will not bend the rules, someone who always does the government's bidding
That government cheese would not let me file a complaint with the court because I spelled Cort ("Court") wrong.
by David Casey December 01, 2004
Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.
by Brian schwisow January 22, 2023