Gork

A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication

Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks

by Humerian February 04, 2011

Gork

To stick one's fingers up the ass crack of a person through thier pants shorts excetera causing brief discomfort, then end it with a shout " you got totally gorked"

Chris was ahead of me walking up the stairs so i fucking Gorked him"

by Skottwhirly July 31, 2008

Gork

A trait or part of someones personality. a gork is a person who is weird or strange but is also considered cool.

Person1: That girl is kind of weird but she is still cool.

Person 2: She is gorky.

by gorkygirl November 24, 2013

Gork

A person this is an idiot, asshole, dick sucker, clit licker, shit eater, and every insult you could imagine all in one.

You are a fucking gork!

by Taylachute January 31, 2010

Gork

A Gork is a man who you think is a bit of a Gorm and definitly a big Dork

Sally: This man is like a proper Gork init!!

by Waste cadet January 08, 2008

gorked

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals

- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!

by MrPinkPickles November 11, 2007

gork

Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.

This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.

by blunt_instrument November 06, 2003