gorillas in the mist

old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts

"dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there."

by Willeee August 24, 2007

Gorillas Cooch

A disease in which females experience rapid hair growth, especially in the pubic region, and they start to unwillingly mimic the howl and movements of a gorilla. This often results in a a cross breed mating season between gorilla and human.

Jennifer got Gorillas Cooch while she was in Zimbabwe. Now she’s trying to mate with gorillas at the zoo.

by jake warren roberts April 26, 2019

Gorillas in the mist

Whilst making a comment using the phrase "When the Wind Blows" to describe gusty, anal phenomena a retort to said phrase was that when fecal matter was exposed in a shart like fashion it should more commonly known as Gorillas in the Mist.

Next time you shit yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.

Bob sneaks an unearthly turd into his pants.
Dan: Gorillas in the Mist?
Bob: Yup, I've shat myself.

by Misty Gorilla April 28, 2009

gorillas in the mist

while a nonblack guy is f00kin a girl in a foggy field he busts and runs. then a bunch of black guys run in and take her. obviously they do stuff to her. BUTT STUFF. DOUBLE BUTT STUFF.

zach: so howd u get ridda miranda?
jesse:i set her up with some gorillas in the mist. i think that got the message across.

by kaseykannibal November 10, 2008

gorillas in the mist

When you are in the bath and you have explosive diarrhoea.

The mist represents the brown mist being expelled from your anus and the gorillas are the nuggets also being expelled from said anus.

Steve: Woah! Last night I had a curry then took a bath. I had gorillas in the mist.
John: Nice Steve... Nice...

by Rondo Sheen February 26, 2011

gorillas and cheese

(1) sex with a man
(2) sex with a big, husky man
(3) sex with a muscular, bodybuilder-like man

(1) she had gorillas and cheese with Marty
(2) she had gorillas and cheese with Wityk
(3) she had gorillas and cheese with that that buff dude in the corner

by poopdamajikarmageddon October 18, 2008

gorillas and cheese

1. Relations with a man
2. Relations with a hairy man
3. Relations with a fat man
4. Relations with a muscular man
5. Relations with a tall man
6. Relations with any man or woman that reminds you of a gorilla!

Did you have gorillas and cheese?

I hope we get to make some gorillas and cheese tonight.

We did some gorillas and cheese in the dumpster!

by ivanaeataturdpwease October 20, 2008