Gopher

Grade a douche bag.

Ryan Scott is a gopher.

by cutiewitabootie5436 December 28, 2010

Gopher

Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite

Me out with friends,

Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,

Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.

by Botboy96 July 15, 2019

Gopher

When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...

Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol

by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013

Gopher

A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;

I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!

by Bling BLing April 25, 2003

Gopher

A large, fat person who brags about things no man/boy should brag about. also tends to consume mass amounts of food and will tend to commit questionably gay acts.

That kid over there was bragging that hes captain of the JV golf team...What a stupid Gopher.

by JGron_06 April 13, 2006

Gopher

An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted

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Jughead is Available,

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Gopher -> find another name for gopher , enter page no. to select when searching, you name it, gopher it.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Gopher it

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern

"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"

by Tman19910 October 30, 2018