Gooning

A rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over Sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. "Gooning" a word for teenage drunken stupidity! A word created by my mate Rob of S.A

"You boys up for some Gooning tonight"

by BBoyz August 21, 2005

Gooning

Used on 4chan's weapon's board, /k/, to refer to the activity of getting all kitted up with your friends in guns, NVGs, and other military gear.
-LARPing in military gear with friends.

-Adverb of the phrase, "Moons out, Goons out"

Man, when society falls me and boys are going out gooning

by moonsoutgoonsout March 31, 2021

Gooning

chronic use of long articulated words for no apperent reason.

goon - i fucking hate her with the white hot intensity of 1000 suns.
normal person - you're gooning again.

by angel face ;) April 11, 2010

Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.

Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."

by Whynotski March 29, 2010

gooning

The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.

Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."

by Carlos Malone July 26, 2011

gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.

that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock

by ChillyBob March 23, 2023

gooning

The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.

Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!

by C.G.A. June 1, 2010