Good morning

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
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good morning

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010
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Good Morning

by Jorje November 21, 2004
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Good Morning

When you wake a girl up by skull fucking her and yelling GOOD MORNING!
My wife was gonna be late for her meeting so I made sure to wake her up with a good morning.
by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 19, 2019
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Good Morning

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
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by Krkič April 22, 2019
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"Good Morning"!

The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)
by Big.W February 25, 2011
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Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss
Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss
by uziman55 June 18, 2011
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