Good morning

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.

"Good morning."

"Shut up."

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022

good morning

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way

Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning

by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010

Good Morning

A Morning in which a person masturbates

I had a good morning too!

by Jorje November 21, 2004

Good Morning

When you wake a girl up by skull fucking her and yelling GOOD MORNING!

My wife was gonna be late for her meeting so I made sure to wake her up with a good morning.

by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 19, 2019

Good Morning

Lets have eggs and Bacon.

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤

by Krkič April 22, 2019

Good Morning

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.

Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up

by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019

Good morning

A good morning, a greeting used by people before midday.

Person 1: Good morning
Person 2: Good morning

by ilikeMac-N-cheese November 5, 2020