Goochy 

Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with Gucci.

Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.

The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and anus) would usually reside.

Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?

I don’t know, have a quick sniff..

Jesus Christ, they’re so Goochy, they’re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.

Goochy by Blackdog 182 March 2, 2025

Goochy 

Somebody with a cute and squishy face with big cheeks. A chubby baby face.

I gooched his baby cheeks.
He has such a goochable face!
Her cheeks are so goochy.

Goochy by anonymous September 18, 2025

goochy mane

The pubic hair on a man that starts at the back of the sack and ends at the asshole

I love it when you run your fingers through my goochy mane babe.

goochy mane by goonchy May 3, 2015

Goochy Goochy Face Face 

Goochy Goochy Face Face

A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.

The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.

The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.

Brian challenged Stewie to a game of Goochy Goochy Face Face.

Goochy Goochy Face Face by Jean Claude Van Damme February 7, 2006

Goochy Goo 

An exclamation used when one sees something cute, fuzzy, adorable, etc.. Usually goes well with tickling gestures made by fingers.

Oh my god, look at that little kitten! Goochy Goo!

Goochy Goo by tinybunnies August 11, 2011

Goochy Goochy Hole 

Either the Ass, Vajay jay or simply inbetweeen depending on your preference, mood, career and sexual motivation.

Oh my gawww, there was like, this one time? In band camp? Where Mr Klianthus stuck his Trombone so far up my puss puss, and then my Goochy Goochy hole, that I friggin came bucket loads and shaaaaa. Just like thaaaaa.

Goochy Goochy Hole by SexualKnowledgeEncyclopedia November 20, 2013

Goochy Goose 

When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.

Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."

Goochy Goose by Macro D December 26, 2006