goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015

goochgasm

When you partake in sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in the greatest orgasm you will ever have

Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night

by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015