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Gokutard

Usually a Dragon Ball fanboy, this breed of fanboy thinks that Goku himself is a god and can beat everybody,
Gokutards usually go to every single VS. debate, even debates that arent anime related to say "Can they beat goku tho?" thinking they can stop a whole debate by just saying that, They deny the existance of an other character that can beat Goku in anyway possible and when they do the pretend to not hear anything.
"Ight who wins this on-"
Gokutard: CAN THEY BEAT GOKU THO?
by ok b February 2, 2020
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Gonta Gokuhara

DA BEST BIG BUFF SPED BOI WHO SHOULD'VE LIVED BUT A ASSWIPE TRICKED HIM AND TALKED SHIT.
Gonta Gokuhara SHOULD'VE LIVED
by An Autistic Boi May 20, 2020
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Adam Gontier

(Watching a TDG music video)
Girl: Who's that?
Me: The kickass rock band known as Three Days Grace.
Girl: Good to know, but I was referring to that sexy beast of a lead singer.
Me: Oh, him? That's Adam Gontier.
Girl: He is so hot, and his voice is so sexy!
Me: I know.
by bbtdgfan123 September 25, 2010
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Gonatokamorkin

Pronounced Gone-ah-tock-ah-more-kin.

Used as a response to an unwelcomed chat-up line (or just an attempt to hit on you), gonatokamorkins are purposely bad "chat-up lines". Their purpose is to take the piss of the person trying to pick you up, making them leave in either embarrassment or confusion.
Gonatokamorkins can make no sense whatsoever, or they can also sound suggestive (or just plain dodgy), but then turn out to be meant quite literately. This often results in the person finding themselves in a situation that makes them feel rather stupid.

Some examples of gonatokamorkins:
- Do you want to Panini my bikini?
- Do you want to fudge my cookie?
- Do you want to sharpen my knife?
- Do you want to hit my interactive whiteboard?
- Can I play with your matches?
- How hard is your rock?
- Do you want to lick my penguin?
- Can I ride in your pope mobile?
- Where’s your secret passage?
- Do you want to melt my crayon?
Gonatokamorkins in use:

man at party: “Babe, you must be a criminal, it’s got to be illegal to look that good.”
girl at party: *winks* “Want to help me find my lion?” (that’s the gonatokamorkin)
man: *makes creepy cat-like noise and leads her upstairs to bedroom*
girl: *starts looking in wardrobe, under bed, etc*
man: “err… what are you doing?”
girl: “looking for my lion! Aren’t you going to help?”
man: *confused* “umm...” *leaves room*

later…

girl: “eww, I just had some really creepy guy try to chat me up.”
girl’s friend: “Oh fun. How did you get rid of him?”
girl: “I used a gonatokamorkin.” *smiles* “You should have seen his face!”
friend: *laughs* “Oh, nice one.”

***

man’s friend: “so, did you get with that chick you were after earlier?”
man: “no, she was really weird, so I left.”
friend: “what did she do?”
man: “I used the old chat up line trick, and she seemed to go for it because she said one back. Something weird about ‘finding her lion’. Anyway, I figured she was up for it so I took her upstairs, but then she actually started… well, looking for her lion.”
friend: *laughs at his friend* “trust you to actually fall for that”
man: *embarrassment*
by Biddle'sBats January 15, 2009
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Adam Gontier

Adam Gontier is the lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter for the Canadian rock band Saint Asonia buthe is best-known as the former lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter of the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace. He has also released some songs as a solo artist and collaborated with other artists such as, but not limited to Apocalyptica, Art of Dying, and The Big Dirty Band.
Fan: Hey, do you like Adam Gontier?
Idk: Who’s Adam Gontier?
Fan: That’s it! We’re done talking. Get the fuck out of my sight! (Jk I’ll still talk to you even if you don’t know him because you do now after reading this)
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
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Adam Gontier

Singer/Song-Writer.

Born and raised in Ontario, Canada.

Possibly the Second Coming of Christ

Most Noted for his role as the ex-lead singer of Three Days Grace and lead singer for Saint Asonia
Adam Gontier is possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time
by LaneTaco October 15, 2018
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gouty

a disgusting or annoying person. Or both. Often used with the noun: Princess
X: Oi, see dat girl ova dare?

Y: Ye
X: She proper Gouty. Got a gouty fringe too.

Y: Propa Gouty Princess, alie.
by mr vava September 21, 2009
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