gondon

Sometimes misspelled as gandon. Russian obscene word for condom. Figuratively - a dickhead

Ty jebanyi gondon (You are fucking dickhead)

by dildo777 April 21, 2018

Gormone

This is a love hormone (oxytocin) that makes desperate men fall in love with any woman who give them attention.

Jonathan has already bought her a car from only 1 week of dating, he definitely has the Gormone!

by Risteard011 February 9, 2015

gonsonlyeditor

A wonderful human whom is some of one’s beautiful mutual. Every rare.
Get you someone who can message you on the toliet‼️

“Did you hear about gonsonlyeditor?”
“Yeah! They told me that their roblox user was Mexicanworld2019!”

by ohcelestiamywife June 26, 2021

Godmonkey

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

What's REALLY gonon?

(what's REALLY going on?) used to call bullshit upon denial as in:

a) C'mon, you know me. I'm cool, let me in on the action. Or:

b) I knows you said "nuttin" when I axed you"wazzup?"
So now quit lying to me and break out the shit, son.

ME: "Yo, dawg what's crackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
FC: "Naw, ain't a dayamn thing happen here. I gotta keep my nose clean."
ME: "Oh Yeah? WHAT'S REALLY GONON? I ain't yer fuckin' parole officer!"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Mingless Gormonger

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.

Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."

by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021

Goemon

Ishikawa Goemon was the most famous 'THIEF' in Japan. Many novels, plays ,and video games are based on him. It isn't known for a fact if he existed, but there are many legends about him. Generally he is known as BIG thief in the Edo era. It is said that he was excuted under order of king in big pot of boiling oil.

Goemon was a Japanese robin hood.

by Bob October 12, 2003