gobierno

1. The Spanish word for government, which is definitely the funniest-sounding word in the history of words.

2. Anything you would like to replace with gobierno to add comic effect. Sometimes a person, sometimes an object. Really, gobierno is anything as long as you enjoy saying the word. And who doesn't enjoy saying gobierno?

3. A person who makes you happy.

1. Trabajo en el gobierno.

2. Person 1: I'm going to go make a gobierno.

Person 2: Ooo! Make me a gobierno too!!

Marco: Gobi!!!

Polo: Erno!!!!!

3. You're my gobierno!!!! I'll treasure you forever!!!!

by Gobierno of all Gobierno June 17, 2011

gobbie

Same as "gobby"
An act of fellatio (cock-sucking)

"Give me a gobby!"

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

Goobie

Goober + Cutie = Goobie

A silly term of endearment. A nickname given to a loved one.

I love you, Goobie!

by DeathRhea November 9, 2011

Gorbie

A nickname for Michael Gorbachev, the first and last President of the USSR in 1985—1991.

Gorbie was the leader of a nation.

by enhydra March 7, 2009

Gommie

a person you have no interest in dating just playing with them basically a hoe.

He's a gommie king.He messes with Sarah and Jesse at the same time.

by xtreme_radness October 11, 2014

Gomie Bastard

An individual who is mentaly retarded although not diagnosed with and disabilities

*John falls up stairs*
Mary: John ya gomie bastard

by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017

gorbie

Australian slang for a huge splat of saliva, preferrably on somebody's face. Lads and related animals spit them at innocent bystanders.

Lad: Eshays brah! Let's spit a gorbie at that bitch, ey!

by RPG Fangirl March 28, 2010