Goyslop

Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.

Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling

"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."

This is the essence of goyslop.

"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."

"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"

"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."

by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022

Goyslop girl

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.

Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.

by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023

Goyslop

Overly processed, unhealthy and artificial food (ie vegan meat) but the word can also be used metaphorically to refer to non edible things like "woke" tv shows, videogames, activities etc

-Yo bro did you see that Rings of Power show on Amazon?
-Hell nah man, that's just goyslop, nothing to do with Tolkien's work

by Aegandor October 26, 2022

Goyslop

You will eat the bugs goy, they are the chosen ones and you are their cattle. You will own nothing and you will love it.

where ever you go, whatever you buy you will be directly or indirectly funding your own destruction, enjoy your goyslop.

by Joel epstein September 23, 2022

Visual Goyslop

A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.

That TikTok Call of Duty compilation was visual goyslop.

by Lelièvre’s History December 12, 2022

Goyslop

What your typical millennial consumes. Addictive dishes such as Disney's Star Wars and Amazon's The Boys. The entertainment equivalent of Taco Bell. May sound good, but continued consumption leaves you feeling disgusting.

Guy 1: That's a pretty glaring plot hole. Did the writers even watch their previous movie?
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!

by Moo? July 1, 2022

Goysls

Get over your sweet little self -- often used as the shorter acronym (Goysls). Used to indicate someone who has let their ego get the better of them. Often used to describe a person who is overly confident or cocky, but without plausible reasons.

Jeanine: "You like this unicorn tattoo I got on my back?”
Eddie: "Oh sheeeeet, that ugly assed thing?? You better goysls motherfucker. Hide that pathetic shit. It’s fucking embarrassing.”

by ThickDickNick May 8, 2019