gluten free lightning 

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

gluten free lightning by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Gluten-Free Blumpkins 

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

Gluten-Free Blumpkins by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

gluten free celebrity

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities

Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc

gluten free celebrity by realestatesteve August 7, 2009

Gluten free cunt 

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

Gluten free cunt by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

gluten free lap dance 

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

gluten free lap dance by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

gluten free taco 

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.

"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."

gluten free taco by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich 

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023