gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 25, 2020

Gluck Gluck Goose

When a group of guys gets together and a girl goes around sucks each dick (in and out) once and then moves on to the next one. The first guy to cum is the goose.

Bro you want to go play gluck gluck goose with sara tonight?

by Gunit0912 November 19, 2020

gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69

When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.

imma give u that ''gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69''

by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021

gluck gluck requiem

the gluck gluck requiem is when a lady gets a vacuum surgically implanted in the throat and turns it to full power, she then blows her man and tries to pronounce the alphabet, giving different feels to the original gluck gluck with more power and more efficency

'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'

by Fucking Nedder March 9, 2021

Gluck-Gluck 3000

The Gluck-Gluck 3000 is a more powerful way of sloppy toppy

Random dude: did you get the Gluck-Gluck 3000?
Another dude: yeah my sister gave it but I got AIDS

by YeahItsEvan_ March 24, 2022

Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercut

It is where he Pussy get over loaded and shuts off and no more love time.

When I Gluck Gluck 9000 double wombo combo undercutted her she wasn't moving right.

by Big Daddy tells facks October 14, 2020

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.

jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

by izzyizzy6969 August 22, 2020