Glow in the dark boner tag 

When many a gay men gather at a party, all of whom are nude except for wearing glow in the dark condoms.The lights are turned off while they all proceed to jump around and touch each other with their "glow sticks". All of which is done to the anthem of up tempo rave music.

What a great glow in the dark boner tag game. Lightsaber fight!

Glow in the dark boner tag by ZachAttack792 July 19, 2010

glow in the dark poopstains 

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

glow in the dark poopstains by Madddddday March 22, 2014

glow-in-the-dark face

A girl/guy whose face is so ugly you can still see it when your tapping her in complete darkness.

Man:Do you mind if I wear this blindfold? You have a glow in the dark face.

glow-in-the-dark face by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

glow in the dark condoms 

what gay guys use to play Light Sabers

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!

glow in the dark condoms by hoe May 13, 2005

Glow in the dark bitch 

a glow in the dark bitch is a white female who spends most of thier free time in a tanning machine, this has resulted into a orange tint of the skin. that same white female also bleaches her hair so blond, it become florescnent. that same white female aslo bleaches her teech to no end. all this together creates a female that glows and can be seen even in the dark.

"ayo, look at that glow in the dark bitch, you're gonna need sunglasses before you take a look.

Glow in the dark bitch by lovelyladyt March 18, 2010

glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

glow in the dark towel by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009

glow in the dark rubber pancake 

when u put on a glow in the dark condom and screw a fat girl.

man i still cant believe u gave girl a glow in the dark rubber pancake@

glow in the dark rubber pancake by thuggaa December 2, 2009