Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.

Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

Glorified Stranger

A person that you dont know, and have created in you head as you ideal partner, that keeps you hunting for " THE ONE".
You May have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
That person is a Glorified Stranger.

Anna: Molly, you'll never find the right guy if you keep measuring him to your Glorified stranger, Brandon Boyd.
Other names: Knight in shining armour, Romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.

by Carolyn De Faoite July 27, 2007

glorified

Something or someone treated in a more glorious way than expected. It's used to diminish the object or person.

Donald Trump is nothing but a glorified buffoon.

by Mark Brightman January 8, 2017

glorified piece of meat

The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.

1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.

2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.

by BillVo June 28, 2011

glorified pep band

A "marching band" that does not have a halftime show and sits in the stands with music stands but still considers themselves a "marching band"...

The glorified pep band doesn't even have there music memorized.

by Marchingbandenthusiest December 15, 2015