Blongle Glonky

British slang for enjoying a pleasant afternoon reading a book while drinking Lady Grey tea and nibbling on lemon bars.

Whilst reading his book on gardens, drinking tea, and eating a lemon, the man felt very blongle glonky.

by Cooper Glurkl February 23, 2019

glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

Goonky

A word used in extreme frustration. Or a term to describe someone getting fucked up

Jared just got goonky yesterday!
He's looking pretty goonky.

by Jared<3FIFA October 12, 2018

Glocky

Glocky is used in a few carti songs and it means the gun (glock)

I put the lean on the rocks (glockyy)

by Car bombings May 20, 2019

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

gonky

(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.

"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"

by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009