The best man ever. You definitely want to keep him. His rolls are so luscious and his smile is so pure. Globglogabgalab often has great admiration for books located in his treasure trove.

Girl: Omg I love his luscious rolls

Boy: You must be talking about the globglogabgalab

globglogabgalab by amm125 May 22, 2018

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globglogabgalab

A fat ass blob like creature with human-like skin and a human-like face. He's full of shwimbleglibbekind, and is the yeast of thoughts and mind.

I am the Globglogabgalab, and I love books, and this basement is a treasure trove.

globglogabgalab by TheEarthIsSortaFlat May 16, 2018

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Globglogabgalab

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap gla
Ah

The Globgloglabgalab is quite the man. He is full of shwibbly-liber kind! He is one sexy ass mother fucker. You don't find a man like him everyday.

"Party time am I right"
"Books are cool"
"Globglogabgalab is awesome sauce!"

Globglogabgalab by no >:( December 19, 2020

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Globglogabgalab

A fat book worm

Brooke is a globglogabgalab

Globglogabgalab by MrNoDad February 23, 2021

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