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gingerbread jew

a fresh-baked gingerbread man with frosting along his sides. in addition to his warm smile and the sweet buttons going down his torso, he also has an orthodox beard and a hat. on some rare occasions, they hold canes. most gingerbread jews live in the gingerbread temple.
Ilana: Hey, look at this beautiful cookie! What Christian genius had created this?

Mike: Ilana, that ain't no Christmas cookie, that's the GINGERBREAD JEW!
by ilanaplaysguitar December 21, 2008
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gingerbread fred

Your friend Fred who loves Christmas and is a ginger.
Don't worry guys, Christmas will be okay because gingerbread fred is on his way!
by katinkaling4215 November 23, 2016
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Gingerbeard

A dude with brown, black, or blonde hair, who when he grows a beard, it is entirely red, or red in patches.

A man with a red beard is not an official ginger because he need not be pale, freckled, or be without a soul.

The most obvious gingerbeards are guys with black or dark hair that have random patches of red hair in their facial hair.

Also common is a beard that is entirely red, that awkwardly meets the different colored hair around the area of the sideburns.
Randy: Hey! look at that guy's beard, its bright red! that's weird because the rest of his hair is black.

Eric: That's a gingerbeard dumbass.

Connie: Wow, that's odd.

Rick: Yeah, why does he have a red beard when his natural hair color is obviously black?
Marjory: But he's not a ginger!
Rick: But that is fo sho a gingerbeard.

Son: Mom, hy does that guy have a red goatee and black beard?
Mom: Son, that's a gingerbeard, hopefully you'll be lucky enough to not become one someday.
by Frank Coluccio November 17, 2009
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Gingerbreading

Gingerbreading is when a man or woman violently accosts an individual or series of individuals, with the sole intent of performing fellatio.

Gingerbread Men, or Gingerbread Women, generally have little to no self-respect, and achieve a primary sense of self-worth by forcibly jamming the cocks of strangers or acquaintances down their throat.

When performed on a group of men exceeding 6 individuals, Gingerbreading is known as a "Gingerbread House."
Tim: "Hey dude, so how do you like Allison?"

Mark: "That chick is scary, dude. She's been Gingerbreading guys all night."

Tim: "Yeah, she does that sometimes."
by Enderwign January 5, 2008
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Gingerbread

"Did you see the size of that guy's gingerbread!??"
by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019
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Gingerbread House

For this act of debauchery you will need:
- a red-headed female
- Assorted candy
- One or more gentlemen

Blow your load on the red head's face and really rub it in, but not too much.
Artfully arrange the candy as you would on a gingerbread house.
by ShamieD December 3, 2010
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Headless gingerbread man

gingerbread men always end up headless because you are supposed to always eat the head first if you don't you have no meaning in this world so basically you're a worthless peice of trash
The headless gingerbread man tried to run away but I wouldn't let him!
by Your twin made this 😂😏 December 24, 2014
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