Gib

v. To stick your old man up a goose's arse and slam its head in a drawer.

Hi ho, hi ho, I'm off to gib a goose

by ProxyMines November 5, 2010

Gib

The outdated term for goose. It was phased out in the 1960's due to the popularity of fairy tales, such as Jack and the Beanstalk.

Guy 1: Dude, I just saw that gib over there eat some bread.
Guy 2: Wait, by 'gib' do you mean goose?
Guy 1: Yes.

by dethklok8 August 18, 2018

Gib

Telling someone to stop something while you have a mouthfull of food or coffee.

Gib Ober ya cretinous foo'

by Nina August 5, 2004

Gib

great intercours bitch

shes my gib

by jim December 1, 2003

Gib

To gib/to go gibbing/to get gibbed
The act of hand sex. To avoid actually saying terms like "fingering" or "wanked off", use the word gib.

"Did you hear what happened at that party?"
"Yeah, Kelly gibbed two lads that night, slut"

"How's it going with you and Jeff?"
"Mostly gibbing, no P in the V action"

by Gingggeeey March 20, 2013

Gib

Something even worse than a sket. A complete whore. Can also be used to describe people that you despise and couldn’t care if they died

You’re a fucking gib

by Ben Marshall April 21, 2019

Gib

To "fuck something off" to stop doing it. Used in Liverpool areas.

"Gib it lads"
"Gib it"
"Gib that off"

by tef smith August 25, 2003