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The Ghost Ship

The act of railing a chick from behind, followed by pulling out, and hocking a lookie on her back. Thinking you just blew your load she turns around, just then you shoot it all over her face.
The girl was so upset after I pulled the ghost ship on her, she was forced clean jizz out of her ears, nose and hair for hours.
by Bob Ronkin March 28, 2003
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Ghost-shipping

The act of having poop-sex with a dead body
I'm going to the morg to do some ghost-shipping.
by C-Drive November 18, 2004
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ghostshipper

One who is ghostshipping. One who manages a fantasy sports team, a company, or a relationship, etc.. in name but not in action.
Although inaction doesn't always imply inattention, a true ghostshipper can always be spotted in an emergency situation.

Smooth seas may hide the ghostshipper,
but rougher seas will surely drown ye.
by C Mulch December 17, 2008
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Ghostwhippin' Babies

1. (verb) to write an incredible verse for another MC to spit. takes the idea of ghostwriting to another level.

2. (verb) to get away with the most heinous of crimes without any repercussions.

3. (verb) to ghostride the whip down the highway at a speed of at least 60 mph.

4. (noun) the MC name of Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman.
1. I heard that Jay-Z ghostwrote Still D.R.E for Dr. Dre, but Isaac Lehman was ghostwhippin' babies for Max SG in the studio the other day.

2. Isaac was ghostwhippin' babies, dude. I saw this video where he punched the shit out of this bitch who got on stage while he was spittin', and nobody did anything about it.

3. You think you're tough ghostriding the whip around that church parking lot, let's see you ghostwhip babies.

4. Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman spit a crazy verse on that new album, 'MAXimum Quality'.
by the Justice Poet April 19, 2010
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ghostshipping

The act of getting into a position requiring responsible actions, and then appearing to cease actively handling those responsibilities. Especially when remaining connected to those responsibilities through a position or title. Distance, privacy, or other factors usually make it unclear to others whether or when ghostshipping has begun and this point becomes hotly debated.
He's been ghostshipping that long-distance relationship with his highschool sweetheart ever since his Spring Break fling.

The famous racecar driver sued the team manager for ghostshipping, since the manager started spending all his time with a female driver he managed and stopped overseeing the main team.

The stock price of the internet company fell as the CEO made poor decisions, but the boardmembers who could have stopped him weren't paying attention, they were just a bunch a sorry-ass layabouts ghostshipping their way to huge, easy quarterly stipends.
by C-Mulch December 17, 2008
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ghostship

while fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back figuring that her partner has ejaculated she turns around and recieves it in her face
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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ghostshit

It’s a special kind of shit. It’s the kind where you push, you hear the “splash sound”, you look in the toilet and yet there’s nothing there. It’s like it disappeared. You just took a ghostshit.
Man i just had a ghostshit.
Yeah man me too, i didn’t see anything in there.
by D11 10-T August 12, 2018
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