Gentlemen's stance/dance

When two gentlemen's, or sirs', are standing close enough to where their stomachs touch. The way you perceive gentleman or sir varies on the size of each's gut.

Tom and Bob have gotten into an argument and are face to face yelling at each other. Little do they know their stomachs' are touching. Thus, in a gentlemen's stance/dance stance.

by WaKe July 24, 2012

Gentlemen's Elbow

Soreness in your elbow and/or forearm from masterbating too much or giving to many hand jobs.

Gary: Wow, my elbow really aches right now.
Sam: Better lay off your 'Handjobs for the Homeless' charity, you'll give yourself Gentlemen's Elbow.

by Johnloveshandjobs23 March 26, 2017

Gentlemen's Game

Any indoor or outdoor activity that exhibits an extreme amount of rules and etiquettes which at first seem to be counterintuitive but in reality, the only way it can be.

Golf is often considered a gentlemen's game - you've gotta have all these irons, drivers, and hybrids with all these accessories and your grass has to be so and so... all to see who can hit a ball into the hole first.

by ZBL June 10, 2013

Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

Gentlemen's Resources

Looking at Porn on the Internet or Interweb

"What are you doing"
"I am browsing the Gentlemen's Resources"
"So your looking at Porn then"
"Yes, that I am"

by Stefan ( DavenPool ) davenport July 14, 2004

Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.

John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.

by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014

Gentlemen's Day

A day consisting of hunting, kayaking to the tip of an iceberg, camping in 0 degree weather, eating large amounts of manly food harvested from the sea, and smoking cigars.

I recently spent four days in the woods and i may have found the meaning of Gentlemen's Day

by coopscoop November 2, 2011