GDF 

Gluten Death Flu.

All illness is due to the consumption of gluten. When a particularly nasty variant takes hold of an individual or group of individuals, they are said to have the Gluten Death Flu, or GDF.

I've felt like death for the last three days. I must have GDF cause I want to die I feel so bad.

GDF by The Real DNK October 4, 2013

GDF 

Glass Distortion Factor

Man that girl looked good through the window of her car, until she got out and the GDF kicked in.

GDF by Chris Lawrence April 8, 2004

GDF 

GDF or Global Defence Force is a secret organisation which aims to protect the world from major threats.

The GDF operates both on Earth and in Space to defend the world against major threats, such as terrorism or aliens.

The GDF has five major departments:

- GDFGF (Global Defence Force Ground Forces)
- GDFAF (Global Defence Force Air Force)
- GDFN (Global Defence Force Navy)
- GDFID (Global Defence Force Intelligence Division)
- GDFSF (Global Defence Force Space Force)

GDF

GDF by Sodyaj13 January 12, 2022

GDF 

Acronym for good drinks for free. Used no where other then your own head because no one knows of this word. It could be used in a bar maybe, idk.

Get you GDF here!

Do they have GDF?

GDF by Iodize_salt March 28, 2022

GDF 

Girls DON’T Fart.

Do you believe in GDF?

What’s that?

It’s that girls don’t fart!

So true! I 100% believe.

GDF by TruthAlwaysTold October 2, 2022

GDF Myth

A well spoken myth amongst the tour crowds that Albert Hoffman, Founder and Synthesizer of D-9-Lysergic Acid Diethylamine. It is said that Albert, who believed that the U.S. Government, as the new superpower, would be determined to destroy LSD or directly control it. So, Hoffman set to work. He manufactured the Largest Crystal of Pure LSD known to man. It weighed somewhere between 35-55 kilograms, or roughly 100-110 pounds. This crystal was then entrusted to the GDF, who have buried it somewhere in a refrigerator, where no one will ever find it, and it will last humanity with enough hits till the end of the world.

GDF Myth is not endorsed nor verified by the GDF for fear of being busted by the gestapo/DEA

GDF Myth by TourScribe March 10, 2009

GDFR

Going Down For Real

That girl just invited me back to hers for coffee.... it's GDFR!

GDFR by Valyne August 26, 2014