A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.
Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...
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He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
by #DanTheMan February 23, 2013
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A TOTAL SHIT HEADDDDD!!!! He will talk to you make you feel special then throw you in the garbage just like what he did to the 500 girls he was talking to while he was talking to you,talk about a man-hoe. DO NOT get into a relationship or give ur Snapchat to this guy he will literally rip you to shreads,and let’s not forget he thinks he is the shit well let me tell you he definitely isn’t the shit. Stay away from gavin Farris’s there bad news.
Person1 “gavin Farris is gay”
Person2 “no he has hoes”
Person1 “ he sucked branden’s dick wym”
Person2 “oh damn never mind”
Person2 “no he has hoes”
Person1 “ he sucked branden’s dick wym”
Person2 “oh damn never mind”
by Yeeyee12345678910 December 10, 2018
Get the Gavin Farris mug.A rare and perfect person; a very unique name and individual; a name of a girl who is undoubtedly amazing. The type of girl you search your whole life for.
A very balanced person. Caring yet playful, understanding yet challenging.
Possesses more integrity than your mother's grandmother.
The type of woman who makes you want to be a better man.
Sexy and sweet.
Intelligent and independent.
Someone you can just cuddle for hours with. Someone you can trust your entire existence with.
Is young at heart.
A romantic;
An innocent;
A swift ninja who will not miss an opportunity to scare the living hell out of you.
Completely and utterly beautiful.
Bacon... Enough said.
A very balanced person. Caring yet playful, understanding yet challenging.
Possesses more integrity than your mother's grandmother.
The type of woman who makes you want to be a better man.
Sexy and sweet.
Intelligent and independent.
Someone you can just cuddle for hours with. Someone you can trust your entire existence with.
Is young at heart.
A romantic;
An innocent;
A swift ninja who will not miss an opportunity to scare the living hell out of you.
Completely and utterly beautiful.
Bacon... Enough said.
"I've really been trying to meet a Gazina dude, but there's like, only one. I checked it. On that national name checker dude. So...shit."
"Yeah, and I heard that that one's already taken."
"Yeah, and I heard that that one's already taken."
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Get the Gavin Newsom mug.To litigate fully and until victory or to the bitter end, regardless of personal cost or consequence, leaving no stone unturned in the pursuit of justice.
Named after Gábor Lukács, who has single-handedly taken on the airlines of Canada.
Named after Gábor Lukács, who has single-handedly taken on the airlines of Canada.
Gábor Lukács gabinated all major Canadian airlines into respecting customer rights - or at least pretending that they do.
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