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guestimate

V. To guess and estimate at the same time.
Ok, now guestimate the number of jelly beans in the bowl, Jimmy.
by Ferrett487 July 8, 2005
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Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out
I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated
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guestimate

To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate

Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011
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gestimate

to guess about a situation
The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times
by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007
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Guestimate

A word that fits in between a "guess" and an "estimate"
"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"
by Aprimic January 2, 2009
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Gastimating

When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is
Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...
by chadbrochill34224 January 31, 2010
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GPEstimate

The initial estimated time of arrival given by your GPS application.
I beat the GPEstimate by 10 minutes.
by Billy13D March 9, 2021
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