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person 1: i love garlic bread

by ifuckgarlicbread December 19, 2021

garlic bread

In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?

"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"

by Radclyffe January 1, 2004

garlic bread

The superfluous addition to the more substantive main course. Such supposedly frivolous additions often form the bulk standard of the main meal, and without these additions, the main meal would not ofetn be possible. Unfortunately, the accompainiments often play second fiddle to the main course, and 'gsrlic bread' is often used to mess up any overspill caused by the lacklutre main course.

We are the Garlic bread to the projects dept spaghetti bolognese.

"Ive been garlic breaded....."

by carbz March 14, 2005

garlic bread

Garlic bread?! Garlic bread?! am i hearing right? Garlic bread?!

Peter Kay live @ Bolton royal albert halls & at the top of blackpool tower!

by Lee Bryan March 7, 2005

Garlic bread

Someone who has been cheated on more than once by the same person, and is still with them.

Chelsea- " omg I can't believe Darcie is still with that guy even after he cheated on her !"

Joe-" Her new name should be garlic bread because she's the ultimate side dish"

by Yah!bish October 14, 2016

garlic bread

A story posted by a dumped guy, explaining how he shoved some garlic bread up his ex-girlfriend's ass. People have commented about Garlic Bread since then.

1. I FUCKIN' LOVE GARLIC BREAD
2. Garlic Bread Burns you.

by Nate the Greatness September 7, 2007

Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.

Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009