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Gammon

An old conservative Englishman who bickers on about minorities instead of helping solve the country's issues.
1 : Dad keeps complaining about the Syrian couple across the road
2: Just ignore him, he's a hateful old gammon
1: Yeah, you're right.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
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SK gamming

SK Gaming is a e-Sports gaming team from Germany. SK Gaming fields teams in many different games and are particularly known for their success in Counter-Strike tournaments. SK is one of the founder members of the G7 Teams.
SK Gaming was formed in 1997 as a German Quake clan named Schroet Kommando by seven young people who all lived in the town of Oberhausen, among them three brothers, whose parents' house became the SK headquarters. Their major international successes came when they took the players of the successful Swedish Counter-Strike clan Ninjas in Pyjamas (NiP for short) into their organization. The SK Counter-Strike team have won most of the major international tournaments at least once, and have been a dominant team in the Cyberathlete Professional League. Other SK Gaming teams are also notably successful in their respective games.
"SK Gamming is the BEST CS TEAM EVER"
by [L]ady_killEr October 13, 2007
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hanging gammon

hanging gammon. a noun <verb> to describe a low hanging cliterous.
look at her over there. her gammon is hanging low.

she Has hanging gammon and I don't mean in the kitchen
by Masterbains February 3, 2014
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gammon hangers

She had gammon hangers like a pork butcher on pension day
by Beefy February 9, 2004
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gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina
I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.
by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
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gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area
Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"
by QuantumMan October 7, 2016
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Gammonigook

Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.

Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.
The Gammonigook spouting from the Gammon was harsh upone the pub goers ears.
by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018
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