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Grommet

I had fire grommet for 2 days after eating that hot sauce.

That dude's a grommet.

You smell like grommet.
by Zuma June 28, 2007
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Grommet

Grommet is a mythical animal used for college physics problems as a projectile. The rodent-like animal shows much curiosity in sciences and appears to demonstrate several humanistic qualities.

The animal is usually described as "The Grommet" although they appear in large bunches when required. Such groups are referred to as flocks due to their tendency to find themselves brought into existence only to be airborne. As such their species has evolved to be of a highly durable, impact resistance creature.

They also exhibit tendencies to wear crash helmets, Viking helmets, capes, and Santa suits.

Origin stems from misconception of the word "Grommet" and "Gerbil" during a student's physics quiz. Student did not find it amusing that a gerbil would be dropped from a tall and aloud to impact the ground, although concern for small animals was lost after be told that a "Grommet" was a small metal washer type object and not an animal.
On earth, the Grommet runs horizontally off a 6 meter cliff at 1.6 m/s, at what time will he land?
by Scotty Bones October 19, 2008
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grommet

My grommet itches. I enjoy the feeling of the cool leather against my grommet.
by Gumaraid February 28, 2011
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Grommet

A small child who remains at a skatepark all day and does not move from a particular radius.
Little Jimmy likes to stand on top of the pyramid all day, what a grommet
by onoma777 October 22, 2008
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Grommet

Derogatory word for any female considered worthy of screwing. From “grommet”, meaning a rubber insert (with a hole through it), placed in a hole through metal or some other hard or sharp material, to protect a wire or pipe that passes through the material. This intimates a safe and comfortable hole into which you place your dick, cock, schlong, etc. etc. etc.
The place was chokka with grommet dude.

More grommet than you can shake your schlong at.
by Accur-a-see August 12, 2018
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grommet

Her grommet was so tight, took me two tubes of K-Y and a shoehorn to get in.
by dandi December 19, 2003
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grommet

a sexy little surfer..... NEWBIE!
"look at that grommet go"
by Brooksy February 29, 2004
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