v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.
v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.
The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.
Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.
Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.
Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world