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paint it green and throw it in the grass

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass
by Enrique Licciardi January 2, 2009
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green glass love

To love someone for who they are not what they have. Otherwise known as true love. Coined by the play "Thoroughly modern Millie"
Muzzy: So, you see snookums, you really can marry your boss after all.
Millie: Who cares I found myself a green glass love.

Spencer: Mathias is poor.
Emily: so, what we have is a green glass love!
by I heart Mathias December 21, 2007
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green glass door

by Skeletor123 February 16, 2018
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Astoria Greengrass

The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!
Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*
by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011
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Daphne Greengrass

A slytherin pure-blooded witch, also Astoria’s sister. A member of the Greengrass family, her old wizarding family and one of the sacred 28. She is 2 years older then Astoria. On September 1 1991, she attended hogwarts. I’m pretty sure she had blonde hair and blue eyes? Correct me if I’m wrong. She also married Daniel Potter. Her bff is Tracey Davis. During her school year, she was part of Pansy Parkinson’s gang of Slytherin girls?? Daphne’s first name could’ve been “Queenie” Do you like “Queenie Greengrass” or “Daphne Greengrass”??? She was also seen in Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix.
A slytherin pure-blooded witch, also Astoria’s sister. A member of the Greengrass family, her old wizarding family and one of the sacred 28. She is 2 years older then Astoria. On September 1 1991, she attended hogwarts. I’m pretty sure she had blonde hair and blue eyes? Correct me if I’m wrong. She also married Daniel Potter. Her bff is Tracey Davis. During her school year, she was part of Pansy Parkinson’s gang of Slytherin girls?? Daphne’s first name could’ve been “Queenie” Do you like “Queenie Greengrass” or “Daphne Greengrass”??? She was also seen in Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix.
by random10382 April 30, 2021
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greengrass

To greengrass means to preform a sexual act outdoors while painted green.
Yesterday, Rita and I greengrassed until the paint wore off.
by thefunnyman February 4, 2009
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grippy grippy greengrass

A sexual being who is very wild and cant be tamed. loves the finer things in life and is a princess by nature. Can be found sniffing car sponges, blankets and other random items throughout the household. Also luhhhs dem blacksss. and likes to cream in her jeans
dang bro did you see the grippy grippy greengrass over there? she be looking a hot ass mess.
by jsonmyfeet November 3, 2013
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