Goldberg

Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.

This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg

by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016

Goldberg

Worst professional wrestler of all time. Commonly referenced as Goldturd, and talentless waste of space.

We'll never see the day that Goldberg has a decent match.

by Suplexcitybitch September 12, 2017

Goldberg

The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.

I just fucking goldberg'd the shit out of those guys

by Yatoplayz December 6, 2020

Goldberg's Law

When an individual criticizes whites as a whole, or utters the phrase "fellow white people", and they turn out to be a Jew.

1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law

by TexasPagan July 4, 2020

Goldberg Effect

When a company intentionally invents new "schools of thought" with profit as the major incentive.

"Oh damn, those narcotics companies totally invented grammar to force more people into abuse! That's a classic Goldberg Effect!"

by Lil Giffel January 10, 2022

Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."

Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.

by The Ceej February 16, 2013

Goldberg's Bitch Ass Son

When you get ass beat so badly you become like goldberg bitch ass son

When bobby lashley beat the hell out goldberg's bitch ass son

by GamerDeezNutz November 4, 2021