Gertrude

A women who there at the beginning of time.

Hey Gertrude, can you tell me about the quest of the holly grail?

by fill piller April 16, 2020

gertrude

bruno mars neck vein

when bruno mars sings gertrude comes out

by dalton rapattoni May 14, 2017

gertrude

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

by BD Crew August 15, 2009

Gertrude

the gayest person you will ever meet

Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!

by urbanwhale April 22, 2018

Gertruding

The act of gertruding is the art of ignoring your best friend for a Gertrude

Hey jack! Stop gertruding me, bro’s before hoe’s

by Iwhiteey June 13, 2019

gertrude

Biggest pedo ever HAS TINY COCK so no women wants him.

lets run there gertrude the molester

by #urgaycunt August 15, 2018

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020