Garth

Who the hell in the right mind would name their kid Garth

Man #1: Oi Garth!!
Garth #1: G'day mate
Random #1: Who the fuck would name you that twat?

by Your Mum hemorrhoids October 21, 2019

Garth

A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos

Shelia: how was lasnight

Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good

Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??

Tina: unfortunately

by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020

Garth

A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.

Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!

by Encorist February 24, 2010

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016

Garth

Verb. To say something so unbelievably stupid those around the person making the utterance perceive the utterance as vomit.

Paul Garthed his geopolitical opinions at the party until he was asked to clean the mess he'd made on the floor and leave.

by CosbyCorner April 30, 2023

Garth

Thickness In Diameter Around A Cigar

Damn Look at the Garth on that!

by Zombie On Horse December 13, 2008

Garth

A human, usually a male. Tends to be a dryg abuser and blames his problems on others. Has self pitty and thinks his life is worse then anyone elses. A cheater, liar, and all around unpleasent person. Usually associate with the name Kline. Pretty much a fucking D-bag! A major peice of ass.

Hey there's Garth, Wanna get high.

Shit son there's Garth, I fucking hate him.

Ew that ugly fucking ass hole is Garth.

by LemmeLickkYou August 10, 2009