funny fucker

A Whiptongue bulborb (usually with big eyes) from the pikmin series described as such by its community.

Steve:Haha look at the funny fucker
Emile: yeah the funny fucker is so stupid

by SliverMush July 6, 2021

granny fanny fuck

To fuck an oldie.
Old fuck expired sex 70yr old desperate virgin sex b4 death

Dude? You ok?
"Yeah, i had a granny fanny fuck last night"
Oh shit! How was that?!
"The bitch was 80 man! I had to revive her with my dick!"

by Louis Lostes September 16, 2018

funky fuck

An especially creative sex session, often involving moves or positions not typically used during sex or perhaps an unconventional location.

We did it half dressed in an art gallery bathroom. The whole time we talked about mid 1800's French culture or poodles. Needless to say, it was a real funky fuck.

by americanwoman99 February 14, 2014

Funny fucker

a person who chooses their sexual partners based on how funny they are/how much they make them laugh

“I’m such a funny fucker- if a man makes me laugh he can make me do anything”

by mumpus December 24, 2022

funny fucking around

Goofing off. Wasting time. Lollygagging. Stalling. Not doing what one is told when one us told to do it.

Quit funny fucking around and get in the car! We're late to grandmas!

by anonymous July 4, 2024

funny little fucker

A term of endearment for someone familiar, sometimes for a companion animal whose behavior is generally amusing.

Oh Max, you are such a funny little fucker!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013