funger

the action of fingering and fucking a female simultaneously.

Evan: "yo, Joey i totally fungered dat hoe last night".

Joey: "wash your hand, bro. that's some nasty shit".

by fungerguy July 7, 2010

Fungers

fingers are abnormally fat and stubby

Damn that redhead has huge fungers

by fungers December 13, 2009

funger

a "funger" is defined as a fake grunger. Normally a church going daddy's little girl. they will attempt to be grunger by listening to pappa roach who i agree are good they will often go to grung shops and buy one grunge outfit thyre always seen in .

kerin nightly totally fake grunger
funger would be used in the context nixy is such a poser i no she shuch a funger

by sarah allen August 17, 2006

Pooh Funger

Live music that isn't performed well by an artist.

E.g. Sounds like he's got Pooh Funger;

by TellItWell August 30, 2025

fungering

when you finger fuck a person, its called fungering
to put it simply, finger+fucking=fungering

lesbians are the best at fungering

by katpiss everdeen December 24, 2020

fungerous

When you deliberately do something you know is potentially very dangerous in the heat of the moment, usually egged on or inspired by friends who are "bad influences." Usually you regret it afterwards ~ but even so, lets admit it ~ if you were taken back to the moment, you'd probably do it again.

The other night I took a pill some stranger gave me while dancing at the club. Usually I wouldn't think of doing something like that but I didn't want to seem uncool in front of my cool friends and in the mood to try something fungerous.

by skeptic_here April 25, 2017

Funger

A hungry man who's down to fuck while drunk in a truck holding a duck looking tough with his balls stuck in an elephant tusk.

That funger sure knows how to make a bowl of cereal my dawg.

by Jeff Franklin February 13, 2020