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absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head
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i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.
Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008
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I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
by ribetab January 11, 2011
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Fucking Headache

Used to convey that you have, not just a headache but, a fucking headache by making a circle with the thumb and fingers of one hand then tapping your forehead through it with the index finger of your other hand.
What’s the matter?”

*squinting in pain and tapping forehead through circled fingers*

“Fucking headache?”

*nodding*
by SisterMerryHellish October 21, 2010
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fucking headhumpers

Small crab alien from the game half-life/half-life2 they can turn humans into zombies by humping the guy/girls head with its beak (WTF) the were called that in the popular ____'s mind sieries on you tube by Barney the security gaurd
Barney the security gaurd: fuck you tiny crab basterdes I I'm just gonna call you head humpers from now on now were'd you go ... AGH FUCKING HEADHUMPER die die die die die.
Dame you fucking headhumpers
by 6611nitro July 17, 2009
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scrotum for a fuckin head

When someone's face is bult exactly like a scrotum
YO WHY HAS XAVIER GOT A FUCKIN SCROTUM FOR A FUCKIN HEAD
by Jaydenwalpert February 24, 2025
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fuckin greb head

the word grebs use to insult chavs or townies cuz they hate nothing more than to be called a greb
chav: grebs suck dick
greb: shut up ya fuckin greb head
chav:u wanna fight?
greb:yh bring it
chav(walking away):yh walk away ya pussy
by u fuckin greb hed October 25, 2007
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