When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023
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Don’t tell me you are Hardcore and listening to Five Flavored Fruit Punch you GenZ cry baby waste of oxygen
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Lisa: I was really pissed at James last night, so I fruit punched him.
Sara: Ewwwe what a loser, he probably deserved it though.
Sara: Ewwwe what a loser, he probably deserved it though.
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Get the fruit punch mug.If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.
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